Sunday, 9 August 2015

VICTORIA KINCAID, WHY MR COLLINS? READ AN EXCERPT & WIN YOUR COPY OF MR DARCY TO THE RESCUE

Mr Darcy to the Rescue 

When the irritating Mr. Collins proposes marriage, Elizabeth Bennet is prepared to refuse him, but then she learns that her father is ill. If Mr. Bennet dies, Collins will inherit Longbourn and her family will have nowhere to go. Elizabeth accepts the proposal, telling herself she can be content as long as her family is secure. If only she weren’t dreading the approaching wedding day… Ever since leaving Hertfordshire, Mr. Darcy has been trying to forget his inconvenient attraction to Elizabeth. News of her betrothal forces him to realize how devastating it would be to lose her. He arrives at Longbourn intending to prevent the marriage, but discovers Elizabeth’s real opinion about his character. Then Darcy recognizes his true dilemma… How can he rescue her when she doesn’t want him to?

Buy your copy at Amazon.com




 Victoria Kincaid about Mr Collins 

Mr. Collins is annoying.  Certainly he is one of the least-loved Pride and Prejudice characters.  So, why did I write a P&P variation in which Elizabeth becomes engaged to him?  I recently became intrigued by Collins when I realized is that there aren’t a lot of P&P variations which redeem him.  You can find variations in which Mr. and Mrs. Bennet mend their ways or Caroline Bingley finds true love or Kitty and Mary become less foolish—even stories where Lady Catherine and/or Wickham see the light.  But there aren’t many where Collins really becomes a better person (disclaimer: Mr. Darcy to the Rescue doesn’t redeem Collins either—he’s just as foolish and funny as in P&P).   I began to wonder why that is.  Why is it harder to redeem him than it is to redeem Wickham or Caroline or Lady C? 

Here’s my theory:  it’s because he’s stupid (Jane Austen actually says so).  It’s hard to imagine redeeming stupidity.  You can picture someone who is wicked (like Wickham) or haughty (like Lady C) seeing the error of their ways and turning over a new leaf.  But it’s hard to imagine Collins having the self-awareness to see that he is making mistakes and taking steps to change his behavior.  He’s simply too dense. 


And, in P&P Austen sees the capacity to change one’s behavior as an essential part of a good character.  One of the reasons that Darcy and Elizabeth are the protagonists (and that we are so drawn to them) is that they both recognize their own errors in understanding and demonstrate the capacity to change.  Many of the secondary characters lack this understanding and this capacity.  When Lydia, for example, is confronted with the consequences of her bad decisions, she refuses to even acknowledge them as such—let alone do anything to correct the damage she has caused.

So, by not redeeming Collins, Jane Austen variation writers have taught me something about character: it’s easier to redeem wickedness than stupidity.  Who knew?

Victoria Kincaid

Read an excerpt from chapter 1


“…And now nothing remains for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the violence of my affection!”
It must be admitted that Elizabeth Bennet’s attention had drifted a little as her cousin, Mr. Collins, had enumerated at great length his reasons for choosing to marry and why he had very rationally selected Elizabeth for this “honor.” 
Now as Elizabeth focused on his words, she had to stifle a laugh at the idea that his affection for her was violent or deep or anything more than nonexistent.  In fact, he had not even managed to produce any “animated language.”  Instead, he had merely assured her that his language was animated.  It was a bit like having someone declare it was raining when you stood in bright sunshine.
Oh, merciful heavens, he was still talking!  “To fortune I am perfectly indifferent, and you may assure yourself that no ungenerous reproach shall ever pass my lips when we are married.”  As he drew breath for another long-winded speech, Elizabeth knew she must say something—and quickly!
“You are too hasty, sir!  You forget that I have not yet made an answer—”
Mr. Collins waved his hand airily.  “We may dispense with these formalities.  We both know how you shall respond.”
“We do?”  Elizabeth expected smoke to be streaming from her ears by now.
“Yes, I have spoken with your most excellent father, and he assured me how felicitous he found this event.”  He graced her with a smile, which presumably was intended to be charming, but oozed insincerity.
“He did?”  Elizabeth found these words hard to credit.
“Indeed.  I assured him that our union is already a foregone conclusion since we are united of one mind and one heart.”
“We are?”  Elizabeth could not stay silent any longer.  “Pray, sir, when did that happen?”
Mr. Collins merely looked bemused.  “I…do not believe I can supply you with the exact date.…”
Elizabeth shrugged.  “I keep a journal.  I shall have to go back to see if I recorded it.”  She tapped her lip with her finger.  “I hope it did not escape my notice.”
Her erstwhile suitor blinked rapidly, fiddling with his cuffs.  “Your father did caution me that you should speak with him first before making any decision regarding my most generous offer.”  He shrugged.  “I do not see the necessity since we both know that another offer of marriage may never be made to you…  Miss Elizabeth?”
Mr. Collins had been so caught up in the sound of his own voice that it took him a few moments to realize that Elizabeth was halfway across the drawing room floor.  He hastened to catch up with her.  “Where are you going, my most precious love blossom?”
The sound of this ridiculous pet name almost stopped Elizabeth altogether, but she had a more urgent mission.  “I must speak with my father,” she muttered.
“Why?”
“To assure myself his wits are in order.” 
“Hmm?”  Mr. Collins’s tone was quizzical.  “I assure you he was of quite sound mind this morning when I spoke to him.”


About the author


Victoria has a Ph.D. in English literature and has taught composition to unwilling college students. Today she teaches business writing to willing office professionals and tries to give voice to the demanding cast of characters in her head. She lives in Virginia with her husband, two children who love to read, and an overly affectionate cat. A lifelong Jane Austen fan, Victoria confesses to an extreme partiality for the Colin Firth miniseries version of Pride and Prejudice.




a Rafflecopter giveaway

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds great !!! Thank for the excerpt & the giveaway :)
If i win I would lke the Paperback :)

Miette

Vesper Meikle said...

No, it's just wrong, Elizabeth cannot get engaged to Collins, no, no, no,

tgruy said...

To say he's stupid is complementary! And he's not dense, he's a concrete wall...

Thanks for the giveaway! I would love an e-book.

Jennie Coleen561 said...

I thought maybe it was because the actors in the two most recent versions are so unattractive! But you are right - it's the stupidity.
I'd like to enter the giveaway.

JulieB said...

I would love the e- book if I were lucky enough to win. I knew Mr. Collins was stupid, but I never realized that it's what made him irredeemable. It makes perfect sense. His stupidity, coupled with arrogance would make it hard for him to change. I have read variations where he pretends to be an idiot, but really isn't, and one variation that had him murdering people, both of which I found interesting. I do prefer him stupid though, because it makes for wonderful comic relief. I often wonder that Lady Catherine could tolerate him as she did. Surely someone as arrogant as she, must at some point found him tedious and grating.

Missy!! said...

To this day I have yet to figure out why Mrs. Bennett didn't push Collins toward Mary. She should have KNOWN that Elizabeth was too head strong to settle for such a foolish man (or even in her opinion I am sure, too selfish). I realize that Lizzy was her least favorite daughter.. but still!

Kim Amundsen said...

Sounds like a great read.

Loren Dushku said...

I'm really curious to read the story, I had a similar plot in mind writing my own fan fiction!

divavixenqueen said...

Interesting, but Elizabeth will always belong to Darcy. Collins can try to win her, but it'll never work to his advantage. Thanks for the giveaway.

Chiara Lanzi said...

This novel sounds very interesting!! Thanks for sharing with us this excerpt and for the giveaway.

Shannon said...

Poor Elizabeth! I really love this idea. Can't wait to read it! Ty for the giveaway and excerpt!

Julia Ergane said...

There have only been a few variations with Mr. Bennet's approval, so this one will be interesting. I would be interested in the printed book if my name is drawn.

cyn209 said...

please count me in for this giveaway!!!
I must read!!!!

Ginna said...

Goodness, another book already?! I just finished the previous one. However, I always want more. I would love to win this giveaway.

Deborah Ann said...

Lizzy cannot, I repeat, CANNOT marry Collins. Looking forward to seeing how Darcy gets her out of this one.....please, Darcy get to your HEA with Lizzy.

BeckyC said...

I say again.... eewwwww! But I must read! Love the excerpt. Elizabeth will give Collins a run for his money.
Congratulations! Thank you for the giveaway.

arjanne boneschanscher said...

I would love to win a paperback. I'm curious whether or not Mr. Collins will ever realise what a bad match he and Elizabeth are!
arjanne.boneschanscher (at) gmail (dot) com

junewilliams7 said...

Very true that stupidity cannot be redeemed! That is why I also have trouble with Lydia and Mrs Bennet, who are both very stupid and unwilling to learn. Hmm, could this be the start of a series for you - JA's stupid characters? XD

Lúthien84 said...

Is Mr Bennet in a delirium when he agreed to marry off Elizabeth to Mr Collins? I do not think she will go through with this marriage because she is smarter than him. And smart people do not marry stupid people or they will regret it for the rest of his/her life.