While
attempting to suppress his own desire to dance with Elizabeth Bennet, Mr. Darcy
flees the Netherfield ballroom only to stumble upon a half-dressed Lydia Bennet
in the library. After being discovered
with her in a compromising position, Darcy is forced to make her an offer of
marriage.
Fearing
the Bennets will attempt a similar “trick” with their brother, Mr. Bingley’s
sisters convince him to leave Hertfordshire without any intention of
returning. After Elizabeth refuses Mr.
Collins, a heartbroken Jane Bennet accepts his proposal.
Having
resolved to propose to Jane, Bingley returns to Longbourn; but when he learns
of her betrothal, he makes an offer to Elizabeth instead. She accepts, with the hope that Jane will
change her mind if Bingley remains at Netherfield.
Meanwhile,
Sir William Lucas is aware that Wickham had actually compromised Lydia in the
Netherfield library and blackmails him into proposing to Charlotte Lucas, who
is in danger of becoming an old maid.
Hertfordshire
has become a tangled web of misbegotten betrothals.
Although
Darcy yearns for Elizabeth, he feels honor bound by his promise. Elizabeth is also developing feelings for the
master of Pemberley, but he has never seemed so far out of her reach. How can Darcy and Elizabeth unravel this
tangle and reach their happily ever after?
Read an excerpt
Darcy tripped spectacularly, falling full
length on top of the half-dressed girl.
The girl squealed. “Ow!
You oaf! Get off! Move your hands!” Darcy hastened to comply, quickly removing
his hands from anything that might resemble a female body part. “Get your hands off me!” the girl shrieked
completely unnecessarily.
Darcy scrambled backward, attempting to
find purchase and regain his feet.
Then he froze at the most horrible sound
in the world: the opening of the library door.
A female form entered the library from the hallway, silhouetted by
candlelight from behind. “Lydia?” a
voice called. Darcy had no trouble
identifying its owner. Of all the women
at the ball, it had to be Elizabeth Bennet.
“Here, Lizzy!” the half-dressed girl
called to her sister.
Oh,
no, no, no! Why did she say anything at
all? Why
could they not pretend the library was uninhabited?
“I heard someone screaming,” Elizabeth
said, her voice low with concern.
“Yes, that was me,” Lydia admitted, not
sounding in the least distressed.
“She is here, Mama!” Elizabeth called down
the hallway. “I have found her!”
Darcy’s position on the floor had
concealed his presence behind various pieces of furniture. His sole object was escape, through the
garden door if necessary, before anyone connected him with this awkward and
scandalous situation. But every escape
route involved standing. So Darcy stood
hastily, not even taking a second to straighten his badly disheveled clothes,
and gingerly stepped toward the door.
Perhaps Elizabeth would not recognize him from the back.
“Mr. Darcy?”
Or
perhaps she would.
He turned slowly to face her. There was no purpose to be served in
dissembling. Elizabeth’s brow furrowed
in perplexity as she regarded him.
Then Lydia Bennet stood up, and
Elizabeth’s mouth gaped open.
Miss Lydia used one hand to preserve her
modesty by clutching the front of her unlaced dress to her chest. The dress sagged alarmingly; one sleeve had
fallen from her shoulder, and the other was balanced rather precariously. “Lydia, you must cover yourself!” Elizabeth
cried, hastening across the room.
Darcy jerked his eyes away so quickly that
he had a moment of vertigo. Instead, he
was treated to the sight of Mrs. Bennet joining their merry band. She bustled through the doorway officiously
but gaped at what she saw.
“Lydia!” Mrs. Bennet shrieked at her
youngest daughter.
“Hello, Mama,” Lydia slurred
drunkenly. “I was looking for a book.”
Mrs. Bennet shrieked again, a wordless cry
of dismay. Darcy was tempted to cover
his ears but could not quite bring himself to be so impolite.
Glancing down at the loosened bodice,
Lydia giggled. “No wonder it feels so
cold in here!” With a little smirk, she
yanked up the sleeves so the bodice did not hang so precariously. Standing behind her sister, Elizabeth hastily
tied the laces on the back of Lydia’s bodice.
Elizabeth glared at Darcy—at which point
he realized that perhaps he should avert his eyes. The carpet.
It was a very fine carpet, and no one would object if he stared at
it.
Oh,
this was not good. Not good. Not good at all. Darcy had been caught in a darkened room with
a foxed, partially clad girl from a respectable family. No matter what he said, the circumstances
were incriminating. There must be a way to address this situation before it spins out of
control. But Darcy’s mind was not
working properly. The combination of
naked breasts, Elizabeth’s scorn, and Mrs. Bennet’s continued shrieking had
somehow rendered his mind nonfunctional.
He felt like a fox at the end of a fox hunt—surrounded on all sides.
There was a moment of absolute silence
while Mrs. Bennet gasped. “W-what were
you doing to my daughter? You
libertine!” Suddenly, Darcy missed the
shrieking. “Oh, I knew it as soon as I
saw you! You are the worst kind of
rake—a rogue and a scoundrel!”
Darcy was not accustomed to having such
language directed at him. “I beg your
pardon…?”
“Look at her!” Mrs. Bennet shrieked,
gesturing to her youngest daughter. When
Darcy glanced in the girl’s direction, she cried, “No, do not look at
her!”
He turned back to Mrs. Bennet’s red,
outraged face and took a deep breath before responding. “Nothing happened, Mrs. Bennet. I assure you.
I happened upon your daughter as I was in search of a—”
“You came to be alone with my half-dressed
sister in a dimly lit library by accident?”
Elizabeth scoffed. Darcy could not
prevent a wince; of all the women at the ball, why was she the one to have
discovered him in this ridiculous situation?
Darcy drew himself up and straightened his
cravat. “Well, yes.” He was aware how absurd the claim sounded,
but it was the truth. “When I arrived,
Miss Lydia was lying in the corner. I
wanted to help her, but I tripped and fell on top…” Darcy’s voice petered out. Any details he added at this point would only
make the situation worse.
It did not help that Lydia chose that
moment to burst into tears.
“I never thought very highly of you, Mr.
Darcy,” Elizabeth intoned as she put a comforting arm around her sister’s
shoulders.
Wait,
she did not?
“But I at least thought you too honorable
to take advantage of girl who is but fifteen!”
Oh,
Good Lord! The girl was fifteen? Georgiana was barely older. Elizabeth’s family would think him scarcely
better than Wickham. No, it was
intolerable!
Darcy rubbed his forehead with the palm of
his hand. “I do not molest
children!” His voice sounded shrill and
strained to his own ears. “Another man
was present. He escaped through the door
to the gardens! Lydia was already
dishabille when I arrived—”
“How convenient for you,” Elizabeth
sneered. Her words were punctuated by a
sob from her sister.
“Ask her!” Darcy demanded. “Ask Miss Lydia. No doubt she arrived here with the man.”
Just as the words left his mouth, Darcy
realized how badly he had miscalculated.
Lydia’s hands fell from her tear-streaked face, her eyes wide with
horror. She would never admit she had
willingly accompanied a man into a darkened room.
Mrs. Bennet and Elizabeth stared at
Lydia. “Lydia, what happened?” Elizabeth
asked gently.
For a moment Darcy entertained the hope
that Lydia would tell the truth, but then she shook her head vigorously. “No!
There was never anyone else. I am
not that sort of girl!” She dabbed her
eyes theatrically with a handkerchief.
Some man had undoubtedly lured her away
from the dance with promises and flattery she was too naïve to question. If she were not seeking to tarnish his
reputation, Darcy would feel more than a fleeting moment of sympathy.
Mrs. Bennet’s shrieks had brought a throng
of guests crowding around the library’s doorway, including—much to Darcy’s
horror—Bingley and Mr. Bennet. Behind
them stood that fool of a cleric, Elizabeth’s cousin. Darcy’s stomach clenched and roiled at the
sight of so many eyes observing and judging him.
Pushing his way into the room, Bingley
shot Darcy a sympathetic glance. “Mrs.
Bennet, I am sure it is all a misunderstanding.”
“No!
No, there is no misunderstanding!”
Mrs. Bennet’s voice climbed into higher and higher registers. “He has taken advantage of my poor girl! He has ruined her reputation! Everyone will know!”
Darcy refrained from observing that the
situation could have been concealed were it not for Mrs. Bennet’s shrieks.
Mr. Bennet stepped into the room, his face
a grim mask. “I believe there is only
one honorable course of action open to you, Mr. Darcy.”
A herd of horses galloped through his
stomach, and his heart threatened to pound out of his chest. Oh, merciful heavens! Lydia’s father expected him to offer
marriage. Let this be some horrible dream!
Darcy paused. Unfortunately, he did
not awaken.
Darcy stared at Lydia Bennet: silly,
sobbing, foxed, and willing to leave a ball unchaperoned with some unknown
man. Without any family position, good
understanding, or clever conversation, she met none of his criteria for a
wife. In fact, she was the exact
opposite in almost every way. If he had
wanted a young, empty-headed chit, the ton could supply many with impeccable
pedigrees.
His eyes brushed past Elizabeth, who
glared at him implacably. Asking her to
dance was the least of his concerns now.
The thought struck him as darkly humorous.
However, he was troubled by the thought
that she would think ill of him, that she would see him as capable of seducing
and abandoning her sister. She had
already declared her low opinion of him; he would hate to confirm it.
Mrs. Bennet wept noisily into her
handkerchief while a scowling Mr. Bennet stalked toward Darcy. “Well, Darcy?
What will it be?”
If he failed to propose now, Elizabeth and
the other onlookers would think him without honor. But the thought of proposing was…profoundly
distasteful. Of course, a proposal was
not a marriage. If he proposed under
duress now, Darcy might later find a way to escape the obligation. The Bennet family might agree to a monetary
settlement, but they could hardly discuss such a compromise here, in front of
witnesses.
Yes, he would find the means to escape the
situation later. For now he need only
scrape together the remains of his dignity and live to fight another day. Devil take it!
He turned to the disheveled, red-faced,
sobbing fifteen-year-old. “Miss Lydia,”
he said through gritted teeth.
“Y-yes?”
She granted him a quizzical smile and a hiccup.
“Would you do me the honor of being my
wife?”
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22 comments:
Oh, my! What an except! What, well to quote the title, Chaos, and it continues from there.....So looking forward to reading this book and chuckling. Can't wait to see how the situation rights itself. Thank you for the generous give away.
Poor Darcy. That must have been the hardest thing for him to have ever said!
Let the chaos begin! Poor Darcy! Of all the people to trip on while she is half dressed. What a mess! I look forward to reading how these disasters of relationship turn to HEA. Thank you for the giveaway.
Like that last line!
oh, what a predicament!
denise
This looks to be a very entertaining read...lol
I am liking the summary and posts I have seen about this!
I expect Darcy is regreting those words of Elizabeth being tolerable, as if she liked and knew him she might have helped him in this situation
Oh dear, Darcy could not have guessed what trouble awaited him. This story sounds like a fun read!
Poor Darcy. I do feel for his situation. I look forward to seeing how this story gets turned around.
Oh my oh my! What have you done to poor Mr Darcy? Can't wait to discover how this mess untangles itself. I'm sure it will be a very chaotic read!
What a fab extract! Can just imagine how Darcy,in attempting to help Lydia,could be found in such a compromising position.
Trying to do the honourable thing and having to pay such a high price!!!
So funny to read!!! Poor Darcy!!
Love the excerpt! Darcy of all people caught in a compromising position with Lydia is just too much for his poor nerves!
I'm so happy everyone enjoyed the excerpt. Good luck with the giveaway!
I'm just picturing Mr. Darcy's face. What a scandalous proposition!
This sounds so amusing. I would love to win a copy but even if I am not that lucky I will be reading this.
Looks like a great book I have never read Pride and Prejudice so If I win I'll have to read that book also
OMG: Linda, first of all whether not you win you just MUST treat yourself by reading this classic. Indeed, one of the best loved classics for over 200 years. Then I just read Chaos Comes to Longbourn today and it was a 5 star read for me. I loved it...so very funny.
Charlotte suggesting that Mr. Collins give Wickham marriage bed advice - I Howled! If you haven't read P&P you can't appreciate how droll that comment is.
love this idea. It seems so interesting. Darcy and Lydia. Lizzy and Bingley.What a mess.
Wow! Keep that straight in your head :). It's on my wish list...
Lydia must not be able to grasp the immense honor to be Darcy's wife. Lucky lucky girl ;-)
OMG! that excerpt is awesome, I think this will be a funny and interesting read! :D
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